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[shangba]

Pledge you do not sleep in the vanquished cave.

Comments

[emperorssmile]

It’s the one time I don’t mind my reputation.

You and the kids aren’t scared of me.

[shangba]

Know Wei Ying may be bitten into submission.

[emperorssmile]

There are better ways to make me submit!

[shangba]

This, fastest. Be still.

[emperorssmile]

I’m still, I’m still! You can pacify me by kissing me, too, you know.

[shangba]

Hmmmmmmmm.

[emperorssmile]

You just like biting me, don’t you?

[shangba]

Delicious.

[emperorssmile]

As long as you don’t bite that, you can gnaw on me sometimes.

[shangba]

perhaps if bite it now, can suckle it better.

[emperorssmile]

Just skip to the suckling. Biting it sounds too painful.

[shangba]

My husband is too large. I choke.

[emperorssmile]

Just how hard were you planning on biting?

[shangba]

...no. Only jest.

Would not endanger that which brings me pleasure.

[emperorssmile]

It’s okay, Lan Zhan. I didn’t really think you would bite it off or anything.

If you want to practice sucking, I can help you with that when I get home.

[shangba]

...how?

[emperorssmile]

The usual way. I’d let you take me into your mouth.

[shangba]

Have failed you so far.

[emperorssmile]

It still feels good while it lasts. I don’t have to finish to make it worth it.

[shangba]

Yet Wei Ying saw challenge to end.

[emperorssmile]

I like how much you like to do it before I end up choking you.

[shangba]

Lack of skill, excess of enthusiasm.

[emperorssmile]

The only way to get better is with lots of practice.

[shangba]

Wei Ying nobly volunteers.

[emperorssmile]

I enthusiastically volunteer to take Lan Zhan in my mouth, too.